It's Great to Meet a Grump Like You

"It's Great to Meet a Grump Like You" is a song from the episode "Fly Girl".

Characters singing

Tasha: (speaking) Say, are you Captain Moody? I hear you're the grumpiest person on the Seven Seas.

Pablo: (speaking) Aye, I'm Moody! I've heard of you, too – you're the grumpiest person on dry land.

Tasha: (speaking) I am pretty grumpy...

Tasha: (singing) ...and ornery too!

Pablo: A-do ya hardly ever smile?

Tasha: Only once in a while!

Pablo: Do you usually frown?

Tasha: Yup, my mouth's always down!

Pablo: Would you say that you're a grump?

Tasha: From my head down to my rump!

Pablo: Well, it's great to meet a grump like you.

Tasha: (speaking) Likewise!

Both: It's great... it's great... to meet a grump like you!

Pablo: I thought I was the only one.

Tasha: But now, we're two!

Pablo: Bet there's grump activities we grumps could do!

Both: It's great...it's great to meet a grump like you.

Tasha: Folks always tell ya..."you got a bad temper?"

Pablo: Only every morning and every night. Do you stomp around a bit, and yell really loud?

Tasha: At least once a day...or I don't feel right!

Tasha: Are you hardly ever nice?

Pablo: I tried it once or twice!

Tasha: Are you usually mean?

Pablo: That's the way I've always been!

Tasha: You're as grumpy as me!

Pablo: It's the only way to be!

Tasha: Sure, it's great to meet a grump like you!

Both: Oh, yeah! It's great... it's great... to meet a grump like you!

Pablo: I used to be a lonely grump.

Tasha: Guess what? Me too!

Pablo: Think there might be more of us?

Tasha: There's gotta be a few!

Both: It's great...it's great to meet a grump like you! It's great to meet a grump like you!