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"Best Clowns in Town" is a song from the episode of the same name.

Characters singing

Lyrics

Uniqua and Pablo: Weā€™re the best clowns, weā€™re the best clowns in town! Weā€™re the best clowns, weā€™re the best clowns around! Weā€™ll take that frown and turn it upside down... 'cause weā€™re the best clowns in town!

Uniqua: Weā€™ve got puffy pants and flowers that squirt!

Pablo: We often fall down... but we never get hurt! Weā€™ve been making you laugh since the day we were born!

Uniqua: With big shoes, whistles and a bicycle horn!

Pablo: Weā€™ll be tumblinā€™, bumblinā€™, goofinā€™, and schtickinā€™!

Uniqua: Telling corny jokes with a rubber chicken!

Pablo: Hey, Uniqua the clown! Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

Uniqua: I donā€™t know, why?

Pablo: To get to the rubber side!

Uniqua and Pablo: Weā€™re the best clowns, weā€™re the best clowns in town! Weā€™re the best clowns, weā€™re the best clowns around! Weā€™ll take that frown and turn it upside down, ā€˜cause weā€™re the best clowns in town! Ta-da!

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