Find Me

"Find Me" is a song from the episode "The Funnyman Boogeyman".

Characters singing

Lyrics

Uniqua and Pablo: What kind of creature will we see? What sort of monster will it be? A ghost? Or a goblin? A Frankenstein? What are we gonna find?

Austin: Find me. Find me. I'm gonna slay with my comedy. Find me. Find me. 'Cause your laughter is the lock, and people, I'm the key. All my goofs and gags I know you will enjoy. I've been cracking jokes since I was just a boogey-boy. Grab a seat. The show is free. But the laughter can't begin until you find me. (speaking) If you thought a tuba on my head was funny, wait 'til you see this! A bicycle on top of the tuba! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Uniqua and Pablo: Once again, he's not inside. This guy sure knows how to hide. We'll find that door you lurk behind. But what are we gonna find?

Austin: Find me. Find me. I'm your one-way ticket to hilarity. Find me. Find me. People, get a load of just how funny I can be. Time is running out, you better get here quick. You won't want to miss a second of my crazy shtick. Gather 'round. Take a knee. I can't keep this up forever! Hurry and find me! (speaking) Now this is even funnier. A bowl of spaghetti on top of the bicycle! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Find me. Find me!

Uniqua and Pablo: What kind of spooky creature are we gonna see?

Austin: Find me. Find me. Your laughter is a lock, and people, I'm the key.

Uniqua and Pablo: Our plasmothermic sensor says he's dead ahead.

Austin: When they see what I've got balanced, it'll knock 'em dead. Grab a seat, the show is free.

Uniqua and Pablo: Yes, we know you're in here somewhere.

Austin: Please find me!