"I'd Rather Be an Acorn" is a song from the episode "Pablor and the Acorns".
Pablo: I’d rather be an Acorn than rule the universe. From holding doors to doing chores, I’ll put the others first.
Tasha: He’d rather do his very best...
Tyrone: Than do his very worst!
Pablo: I’d rather be an Acorn than rule the universe!
Uniqua: But you could have had the crystal and all its awesome power!
Pablo: But I don’t want it anymore, I’d rather smell a flower.
Tyrone, Austin, and Tasha: He’d rather be an acorn than rule the universe.
Uniqua: But being lawful sounds so awful!
Austin: It’s really not the worst.
Pablo: I’ve learned that helping others is a blessing, not a curse.
Acorns: He’d rather be an acorn than rule the universe!
Tasha: We Acorns hike!
Austin: We sail and camp!
Tyrone: We climb and we explore!
Uniqua: But don’t you want to rule the world?
Pablo: No, not anymore.
Uniqua: It matters not, the crystal’s mine! I’ll rule the stars and sun! But climbing rocks and rowing boats does sound like lots of fun.
[Tyrone, Tasha, and Austin humming the melody in the background simultaneously]
Pablo (speaking): You know, Uniquor, you can be an Acorn, too.
Uniqua (speaking): Me, Uniquor? An Acorn? Why not?
Pablo (speaking): Hooray!
Tyrone, Austin, and Tasha (singing): They rather would be Acorns than rule the universe.
Uniqua: I guess somehow we’re good guys now.
Tyrone: I say that’s a first!
Tasha: They’d rather do their very best...
Austin: Than do their very worst!
Pablo, Uniqua, and Tasha: I’d rather be an Acorn...
All: ...than rule the universe!