I've Got a Secret Identity

"I've Got a Secret Identity" is a song from the episode "Front Page News".

Characters singing

I'm usually just a photographer,

Snappin' pictures for the news.

I try to take some good shots

That the newspaper can use.

But if I hear some kinda trouble,

Or see it with my eyes,

I spin and snap, and just like that…

I change my whole disguise!

I got a secret identity.

It's crazy, but it's true.

Yeah, I got a secret identity.

And nobody knows but you.

Nobody knows but you…

When I'm a superhero,

I run with super-speed.

I zip and zoom around the town,

And rescue those in need.

And when I am all finished…

I strike this nifty pose.

I spin and snap, and just like that…

I'm in my normal clothes!

I got a secret identity

It's crazy, but it's true, yeah.

I got a secret identity.

And nobody knows but you.

Nobody knows but you…