Things Could Always Be Worse

"Things Could Always Be Worse" is a song from the episode "Follow the Feather."

Characters singing

Lyrics

Tyrone: Things could always be worse. Things could always be worse. We haven't caused an avalanche or had to call a nurse.

Tasha: We have no plan...

Pablo: And little hope...

All: Our every step... seems cursed!

Tyrone: But we're looking on the bright side 'cause things could always be worse!

All: Things could always be worse. Things could always be worse!

Pablo: So far, no one has fallen off this snowy rock traverse.

Tasha: We can't go back and try again.

Tyrone: Life won't go in reverse.

All: Instead, we'll count our lucky stars 'cause things could always be worse.

Tasha: Our feet are sore, our balloon is broken, we don't know where to go.

Pablo: Our only hope is the flying pony, but all I see is snow!

Tasha: Yet empty glasses were once half full, and boulders turned to beach!

Pablo: There's a floor that's below Rock Bottom that we have yet to reach.

Tyrone: (speaking) Now you're talkin'!

All: (speaking) Whoa!

Tyrone: Despite the wind and snow, it only feels like ten below...

Tasha: A fall like that should sting, but I'm too numb to feel a thing...

Pablo: Though I'm sliding to my doom, I quite enjoy the elbow room!

All: Things could always be worse! We have no plan and little hope. Our every step seems cursed. But we're looking on the bright side 'cause things could always be worse!