I'm an ace reporter wherever news is breakin'
I show up and find out what's shakin'
I'm an ace reporter, if it weren't for me
There'd never be news on your TV
I bring the big story, I'm proud to say
To the viewers watching every day
On W-I-O-Wa
Corniest station in the nation
W-I-O-Wa
Corniest station in the nation
Reporters are brave, reporters are proud
Reporters like to talk real fast and loud
With my microphone and my camera operator
I say "back to you" instead of "see you later"
I go find the news no matter the place
And make that serious reporter face
On W-I-O-Wa
Corniest station in the nation
W-I-O-Wa
Corniest station in the nation
I'm not that sort of newswoman Who sits at a desk and talks I'm the sort who'd rather report
'cause being a reporter rocks
On W-I-O-Wa Corniest station in the nation W-I-O-Wa Corniest station in the nation
W-I-O-Wa...
Trivia
This song is featured on the Nickelodeon soundtrack Born to Play.
Additionally, the italicized section above was featured exclusively on the album.
