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{{BoxSong}}
{{Infobox song
 | title       = <center><font face="ShagExpertLounge">"{{PAGENAME}}"</font></center>
 | image       = Why Does Everyone Want to Eat Me?.png
 | genre       = Bluegrass
 | performer   = [[Jamia Simone Nash]] ([[Uniqua]])<br>[[Sean Curley]] ([[Pablo]])<br>[[Tyrel Jackson Williams]] ([[Tyrone]])<br>[[Thomas Sharkey]] ([[Austin]])
 | writer      = [[Douglas Wieselman]]
 | episode     = "[[Escape from Fairytale Village]]"
}}
"'''{{PAGENAME}}'''" is a song from the episode "[[Escape from Fairytale Village]]."
{{Heading|Characters singing}}
*[[Uniqua]]
*[[Pablo]]
*[[Tyrone]]
*[[Austin]]
{{Heading|Lyrics}}
<poem>
'''Tyrone:''' I've gotta go. I've gotta fly!<br/>Later, ta-ta, see you, bye-bye!

'''Uniqua:''' I'll make a feast!

'''Austin:''' I'll huff and puff!

'''Tyrone:''' I'm movin' on. I've had enough!

It's been swell, and it's been great,<br/>But you won't get me on your plate!

I'm glad you're pleased to meet me,<br/>But this is no way to greet me!<br/>Why, why, oh, why...<br/>Does everyone wanna eat me?

'''Pablo:''' Oh, please don't go! Why can't you stay?

'''Uniqua:''' One hour more, don't go away!

'''Austin:''' Don't travel west or to the east...

'''Pablo:''' Just stay right here and join our feast!

'''Tyrone:''' It's been grand, and it's been real,<br/>But I will not be your next meal!

I can't let them defeat me,<br/>Swindle, trick, or cheat me!<br/>Why, why, oh why...<br/>Does everyone wanna eat me?

'''Austin, Uniqua, and Pablo:''' A paperboy should never leave<br/>'Til he's emptied out his sack!

'''Tyrone:''' They're right, I know, but I've gotta go,<br/>And I'm never comin' back...

'''Austin:''' Hey, there! Don't go, don't run, just sit!

'''Tyrone:''' I'm through, I'm done, enough, that's it!

'''Uniqua:''' Oh no, he's gone, he's quick, he's fast!

'''Tyrone:''' I'm out, I'm safe, I'm free at last!

It was fun, a hoot, a ball,<br/>But I must go...<br/>Oh no, a wall!

I'm trapped, and so they beat me!<br/>What an awful way to treat me!<br/>Why, why, oh, why...<br/>Does everyone... want... to eat me?
</poem>

[[es:Todos quieren comerme]]
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[[Category:Season 3 songs]]
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